I also called 4 police departments to see if I could talk to someone of rank that would answer some questions about the hiring process. This is one thing I hate about police. No one will just take a phone call and be a nice person, they can't be bothered because it's just a stupid civilian to them, and the civilians can wait. The dispatcher always says that they are on a call or in a meeting, but I was a cop for six years, give me a break. I know the very same Sergeant I'm looking to speak with is in the dispatch area, eating a burrito and playing angry birds. I know, I've been that Dispatcher. It drives me crazy! Hey, you're not better than me, pick up the phone and do your job.
I hate wasting time with this stupid unemployment crap. I have my ear to a phone waiting to get through to a human being, and my fingers going a mile a minute searching for jobs near and far. Getting pissed that half the places I click to apply lead to frickin college applications/advertisements. I need a quick break so I jump on Facebook and this is what I see...
It's a post on my brothers page that shows a single kernel of corn sitting suspiciously atop their bathtub drain. It immediately made me laugh just thinking of where that corn came from, and that it's the last shred of evidence left behind from someones shower. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This is sooo funny, just because it's so real. And of course in the comments section the sharks were out blaming everyone, including me and my younger brother at the poker game the other night.
It really made my morning, but I had to get back to work.
After about an hour I got up to get a drink and in the fridge I noticed a 3 day old bowl of chunky,mushy brown left over beef stew that no one was going to eat.
What would you do? ______
a) eat it, because it's a waste of food and money if you don't.
b) throw it away and take the trash outside
c) ignore it and get your drink so you can get back to work
d) use the gross chunky beef stew as a PooPoo prop in a prequel revenge video to my brothers funny picture.
Correct Answer - D
So the story behind my brothers picture was he didn't know where the kernel of corn came from and he was going to open an investigation. My response video was the result of me doing an investigation and uncovering a "video" my brother didn't want anyone to see that took place just minutes before he posted the still shot.
I titled it "The mystery of the bath tub corn kernel...Solved". The Video Doug does not want you to see.
I could only do it in one take because of the limited beef stew, so it's not as perfect as I wanted it to be, but I think it works...
Then I got back to work. I am an adult you know.
night.
Ball buster!!!!
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