It's Patriots weekend!!!! ...And yet all I hear are people talking about this GOP political horse shit. Enough with the politics please, at least till after Super Bowl. This is how you should respond to anyone talking politics during football playoff season...
Soooo, it's football weekend and earlier in the week I talked about a dish my brother made for our poker game, stuffed Jalapeños (or) "colon blows". I decided to go to the store, get the ingredients and give the recipe a test run for the weekend. I hate going to the grocery store on fridays, and I really wish I didn't say to the deli guy "sure, I'm so in the mood for a salty piece of meat" when he asked me if I would like a sample piece of Prosciutto. The lines are so long when you're trying to get out on fridays, but today I had some good banter with the check out guy because I was telling him about making the Jalapeños. Apparently, the conversation was picked up by the bagger who had a really bad lisp, as I found out when I was leaving when he said "enjoy your Jalapenis". That makes three homosexual encounters today when you include the fact that I dialed (508) instead of (617) while calling unemployment and stumbled upon a gay sex hot line. (true story).
Okay, important note before recipe is revealed. The first time I bit into one of these things it was magical, and I only wished it was life size so I could throw it against a wall, kiss it passionately, make love to it, put a ring on it's finger and ride into the sunset on the wings of cured meats, but I made a mistake with the cheese, and it made all the difference. Don't get me wrong, this batch and I had our fun, but the type of fun that ends and I call you a cab.
I used 6 blend italian cheese, you MUST use 4 blend mexican cheese.
Lets give credit to the creator... my brother Kevin
Stop him in the street if you see him and thank him for such a delicious and healthy treat, and also mention his eyebrows look FANTASTIC!!
But be aware that after 8pm EST his appearance changes slightly so you may have to look a little harder...
So here we go...
Step 1) Jalapeño
Janet Reno
Step 2) cut in half and choose to keep seed in and take them out.
sauerkraut
Now we have a good opportunity for a prank if you want, nothing like blowing the butthole right out of your best buddys pants...
riverdance
Add some death chili sauce and hide it in the Jalapeno!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nothing says football party like an unexpected heart attack
Step 3) add cream cheese
summer breeze
Step 4) add MEXICAN (4 blend) cheese
florida keys
Step 5) wrap in delicious Prosciutto
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Step 6) Bake till Crispy
He talked with a lispy
Final step... feed face
Enjoy!!!!
HOLD IT!!!!!! I'm sorry, there is one final step that I forgot to mention...
Night Night
GO PATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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