The Silly Goose

A journal of my crazy journey to wherever the hell I'm going.
...and stories involving poop.

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Thursday, February 9, 2012

A Silly Goose Make Over


The one thing I didn't wanna do when starting up the silly goose blog again was get bored with it because of lack of material or ditch it because of lack of time. Everyone who does read this knows that I'm either on a search for a another job with Police, finally going to find something in EMS, or coming to terms with the fact that pigs will never fly and starting towards a whole new career.

I very much like to make people laugh. Sometimes it works and sometimes it falls flat on it's face, but that's comedy. As the great Jimmy Norton says about bombing a Joke...










"If it happens I just tend to go to the next joke, there aren't a lot of options. I can't feed you all mescaline then re-tell it while tickling you".






There's always that next joke, and you just move on to it. (unless of course they cut to commercial Jimmy)


So, what I've been thinking about is not trying so hard to get the quick laughs. I'll save that for the open mics and comedy clubs. I feel like I was trying to overload the videos to fill out the blog. I love capturing funny moments and posting them and that will never stop, but I have to have the patience to wait for the funny. I absolutely love to write, but I'm thinking that people really don't wanna hear the same stupid shit every day, even if there was another funny incident with a geriatric falling out of his motorized cart at Shaws. I would rather take the time to gather funny situations either on film or on notepad, sort through it and make a quality blog at the end of each week. I think that makes a lot more sense than just trying to rush and get something out there every day or other day.

I also wanna learn how to use my iMovie and make quality shorts/skits that are properly edited and perhaps finally make The Silly Goose look a little less prehistoric. I really wanna keep writing and keep my creative juices flowing because I actually really love my Silly Goose. But the truth is, I get my stories from real life situations and may or may not embellish them a little. Its how I post quick Facebook status', write for the blog and write for my stand up act that I'm working on, and material doesn't come everyday.


***IMPORTANT PART***
Sooooo,

I have received a lot of positive feedback from people that like to read the blog and catch a quick laugh or two, and I have had a couple of people who have asked to have a little section to vent or joke or whatever. I thought that was a great idea so I came up with a casting call of sorts. I have laughed a lot on FB from peoples humor that they were either aware of or not aware of. People just have a lot of passion for what they do or believe. I have crazy politic guy who rants and rants, but also has a great sense of humor. I have my music and movie critics that love to give their opinions, I have health and exercise nuts, video gameaholics, drinkers of obscure beers, and angry cops that just need to tell you how much they hate people, then ask them for their vote for selectmen. I even have grown men friends that still watch and adore wrestling.

I am going to continue to write what I write even if people don't respond, but if you have a website you wanna talk about, a concert, a joke, an opinion on current events or anything... write it up and message it to me on FB and I will add a section with your piece to the Goose as they come in. There is a good chance I'll poke fun at you, myself or others while using or introducing your piece, but it's all in good fun. Hell, I have a guy who wants a piece at the very end of each blog to rip apart everything I said in the blog...and I love it. I have someone that hates the Jets so much his entire piece could be "jets suck ass", and I'd post it with his name and Pic attached!

It would be a fun bag of mixed nuts if other people contributed and I hope you do. The only thing I ask of you is if you do contribute a piece and I post it on the goose, when I attach it to Facebook you just SHARE the blog.

I'll just keep posting the weekly blog each day on FB so hopefully a different group of people will get to see it each day, gather peoples contributions and add a new blog each week.

Don't be shy....


Saturday, February 4, 2012





















Alrighty.

This is a total fail but it was funny how I missed what was going on at first, and then funny how I tried to capture it and couldn't later.

Quick back story.

Wanted to put something cute/funny on FB for Superbowl and Jacob wanted to star in it. So I whipped up a little age appropriate joke for him (which limits the funny) but still cute.

The Joke was simple...

1- knock knock.
2-Who's there?
1-Rob.
2-Rob who?
1-Rob Gronkowski

**pause in confusion**
2-That's no Joke!!
1- NEITHER IS THE GRONK!! (hands pounding table)

After dinner I told Jacob to practice with me because Gronkowski is a hard word for a 7 year old. So we started practicing and I wasn't paying attention to Jonah in the back round totally mimicking what Jacob was doing, up to and including the pounding of the fists. But instead of saying "neither is the gronk", Jonah is saying "na-na-na, Donk". I decided to whip out the iPhone and get a couple practice shots
with Jake and it wasn't until the end of this first shot that I realize what's going on...







So I had Jacob say it again and kept it rolling after the Joke. Unfortunately, Jonah had just received his dessert cookies. Now nothing else mattered. At the end he did say what he had been saying, minus the intensity and minus the pounding...




Now in this take you'll notice that not only is he dialed in to his cookies, but right when we're waiting for him to chime in, he notices and disapproves that Anna got one more cookie than him.


After we settled the cookie dispute we tried again... Now he knows what we're waiting for and is just toying with us...


I put the camera down and asked Jacob to do it again and it went perfectly. I picked up the camera and asked Jonah to do the same thing...


Really Jonah? One single clap?!? That just laziness.

Now I had to bribe him with another cookie. I said "just one time Jonah, PLEASE. He shook his head yes and I knew he would give it 100%... (sarcastic)






Oh well. This made it funnier I think!!!

Final product...


Annas Audition FAIL...


GO Patriots!!!!!!!!